📜 VERSION: 69.420 | AUTHOR: SolChad

1. 🦍 EXECUTIVE CHADMARY

Listen up, beta bags. This isn’t your grandma’s safe-play portfolio. This isn’t another weak, overhyped, underdelivered simp-token made for exit liquidity. This is SolChad—the primal, chest-thumping, banana-peeling alpha of the meme coin jungle.

When the markets dump, paper-handed weasels cry into their spreadsheets—SolChad deadlifts the dip and buys more. When normies ask, "wen moon?"SolChad is already gripping his CHAPE and flexing on the weak.

There are two types of people in this world:

1️⃣ The ones who ape in early, ride the gains, and leave their descendants a bloodline of wealth so powerful it shakes the blockchain.
2️⃣ The ones who hesitate, doubt, and end up bag-holding weak beta projects while Chape is bench-pressing their liquidity.

TL;DR: If you’re not ready to HODL until your knuckles drag, get lost. We only deal in diamond paws and generational flexing.

2. 🚀 TOKENOMICS – DESIGNED FOR MAXIMUM DOMINANCE

💎 TICKER: CHAPE
💎 SUPPLY: 999,999,999 (because real value comes from scarcity, not inflationary clown economics)
💎 BURN RATE: ZERO. SolChad doesn’t need artificial scarcity—he is scarcity.
💎 TAXES: 0% – If you love getting taxed, go buy a tradfi stock, cuck.
💎 UTILITY: Being the alpha of meme coins, flexing on the weak, and printing generational wealth.

🦍  Ape Chad RULE #1: NO reflections. NO staking. ONLY PURE APE ECONOMICS.

3. 🏋️‍♂️ ROADRAMP – CHAPE DOESN’T FOLLOW A MAP, HE DESTROYS IT

✅ PHASE 1: PRIMAL DOMINANCE

• Deploy the most degen, testosterone-fueled meme coin ever.
• Launch a liquidity pool thicker than SolChad’s forearms.
• Decimate weak-handed fudders on sight.
• Live Merch Store- 100% of proceeds from merch store will go back into the project, After bonding Chape will be accepted currency on merch store

✅ PHASE 2: ASCENT TO THE TOP

• Listings (because real Chad tokens don’t rot like some peasant coin).
• Strategic partnerships with giga-brained alpha influencers.
• Unleash a memetic war campaign so powerful that even boomers will FOMO.
• Coin Giveaways

✅ PHASE 3: FULL-BLOWN APE ANARCHY

• Chape game and NFT Collection.
• Banana Chain™ (??? Maybe???) – If enough giga-chads demand it.
• CHAPE as the reserve currency of the crypto jungle.

4. 🏛️ DAO & COMMUNITY – APE STRONG TOGETHER, WEAK HANDS PERISH

RULE #2: No simps, no paper hands, no fudders.

CHAPE isn’t controlled by some weak devs with exit strategies. This is a movement. The strongest apes make the loudest decisions. Governance is simple:
🦍 HODL harder than the rest? You’re in.
🦍 Can’t handle the heat? Get out.

UTILITY? Chape doesn’t ask, “Wen utility?” He IS the utility. This isn’t some nerdy project with "use cases." This is a lifestyle.

5. 💀 RISK WARNING – WEAK HANDS WILL BE LIQUIDATED

🚨 CHAPE is not for normies, boomers, or weaklings.

This is raw, uncut market chaos—the kind of pump-and-volatility-fueled madness that can either make you a king or leave you weeping into your ledger.

If you’re here for slow, steady gains, go buy a stablecoin and hold hands with Janet Yellen. 

This is CHAPE territory—where only the strongest hands survive.

6. 🦍 FINAL WORDS FROM CHAPE

💪 NO ROADMAP. ONLY A ROADRAMP.
💪 NO WEAK HANDS. ONLY GAINS.
💪 NO EXITS. ONLY ENTRY POINTS.

If you’re still reading, you already belong. You’re one of us. You’re CHAPE. Grip your CHAPE and send it.

🚀 TO THE MOON? TOO WEAK. TO THE JUNGLE, BABY. 🚀

🔥 BUY. HODL. CONQUER. 🔥